How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman
Kathy Nightingale goes back to 1920 where she meets a man, marries him, and has three children, including a little girl named Sally, a beautiful little girl with dark hair, like her mother’s.
Billy Shipton goes back to 1960 where he meets and marries a beautiful, dark haired girl named Sally.
I’ll just leave you to ponder that for a moment.
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”