classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

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dear internet

edenfenixblogs:

captain-raptor:

giant barks and teeny mews

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thank you i needed this

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How then can one expect the state to solve the problem of violence against women, when it constantly recapitulates its own history of colonialism, racism, and war? How can we ask the state to intervene when, in fact, its armed forces have always practiced rape and battery against “enemy” women? In fact, sexual and intimate violence against women has been a central military tactic of war and domination.

Yet the approach of the neoliberal state is to incorporate women into these agencies of violence—to integrate the armed forces and the police.

Angela Davis, "The Color of Violence Against Women" (via danielradio)

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cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

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calumberjacked:

jaclcfrost:

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whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment

i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”

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sirlightbulb:

how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:

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onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

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beyoncebeytwice:

my brothers 13th birthday was yesterday and my gift to him was kidz bop 25 unfortunately my hilarious prank backfired bc my dad got him a new speaker system in his room which is right next to mine and he is currently blasting the kidz bop rendition of what does the fox say

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